
These people will amaze you with the petty ways they achieved revenge.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but honestly, I think that phrase could be reworked depending on the individual to "revenge is a dish best served petty."
I know the word petty gets a bad rap, and it's because petty people are usually just the worst, always arguing about the way the bill's split up or bringing up gas money while conveniently forgetting all the times you hooked them up.
But sometimes, you just need to get back at somebody without causing a big stink. Now that could be a form of vengeance that's surreptitious. Maybe someone doesn't know you let the air out of their tires? Or put a few pebbles in their shoes, preferably under their soles, so they walk a bit before they get so uncomfortable they have to take their kicks off and shake the rocks loose.
Whatever your form of petty revenge, sometimes the passive aggressive, small-scale approach gives you more satisfaction than letting someone know you were the maestro of their demise, the architect of their doom.
1. Someone call Fred Durst, because there's about to be some hot dog flavored water up in here.
I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like pic.twitter.com/YOOrBaNTaB
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) March 9, 20182. This woman who put Icy Hot in her husband's underwear.
3. Pork livers under the windshield wipers.
4. Lipstick in toilet water. My God.
5. Hope you guys like .net addresses.
Coffee shop.
People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.
I just bought the domain name.
— Khalil Sehnaoui (@sehnaoui) May 17, 20176. If their boss is OCD...this'll get them.
7. That looks like a good piece.
8. So I write, I write, I write, I write, I write...
9. Even dogs do it.
10. Great now they're all too ripe!
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster... pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 201611. That's just laziness.
12. That's cold.
13. He's a madman.
14. This "lost dog" sign.
15. Creepy.
16. Always close your sunroof.
17. Yeah don't mess with a biker gang.
18. These garbage men getting revenge on a dumb car parker.
19. The slow burn.
20. OK the act of removing half a car isn't petty...but...my God, why only leave half of it?!
21. You look great for your age, ma'am!
22. That's right, you walk now, lady.
23. I'll just take a knife and saw through half that pint, stupid.
24. Parking wars.
Don't take my parking spot #pettyrevenge #parkingrevenge #donttakemyspot
25. That's one angry barista.
Fuck you and your hazelnut macchiatos #ihatemyjob #starbucks #pettyrevenge
26. You don't mess with someone's movie seat.
27. Uh oh...
28. eBay crybabies beware.
Some guy left me negative feedback before I could even ship what he bought on eBay & I remembered I'd taken a pic pic.twitter.com/mCTrz0Djio
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 24, 201629. You've just been caged.
30. This guy who discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him.
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